DC Give Tim A New Hero Name 2024

unfortunately, Damian is also the youngest brother and is, in essence, a little fucking shit. so a couple months later when Red Robin has to meet up with Batman, Nightwing, and Robin to discuss the ring of illegal organ harvesters that Robin and Nightwing have just infiltrated, Damian hands over a gift bag with a clearly bitten-back grin and falsely-innocent expression.

Tim opens the back and genuinely bluescreens.

“I- I uh,” Damian chokes back a giggle. “I heard you needed one of these.”

Tim’s face is so uncomprehending that Dick snatches the bag away and moves to open it, complaining about how Damian had made them stop at a craft store on the way over to buy the bag and he still doesn’t fucking know why-

he looks in the bag and screams.

“WHY DID YOU TAKE- WHAT EVEN IS THAT?”

Tim stares forward blankly, in pure awe at the levels of comedy his little brother is bringing to the table. “It’s a spleen. He’s given me a spleen.”

Damian collapses into a fit of laughter to the point of crying while Dick, horrified, tries not to throw up over the mangled rotting organ Damian had stolen from the illegal-transplant ring. he doesn’t stop laughing for the better part of an hour and Bruce has to talk to Damian about the dangers of messing with case evidence, especially when that evidence is actual human remains.

It’s the short temper for people frivolous with life here I really love, like when she stopped and restarted that one guys heart. A human life, any human life, means everything to Cass. She has grounded reasonable reactions to her entire ethical core being challenged—and that can come out as petty, ugly, mean—I’ve always loved this about cass

HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

i love them 🦇

Based Superman. Maam, he is married.

Also who the FUCK let her walk INTO WORK wearing her shirt like that?

look-down is checking for bulge

or “Are these things on?”