pecans

it’s insane to me how comics can have so many issues… like batman? upwards of 1800 issues??? that’s so many issues wtf?? bro get some therapy???

a spicy TUA3 concept: five is no longer the plot driver and finally gets to chill. his siblings are losing their goddamn minds over reginald replacing them, but five, who has been separated from reginald for more years than he’s lived under him and who is Literally a fifty-eight-year-old man, just lets out non-committal comments like, “yeah,” “really sucks” and “dad’s an asshole” while idly flipping through a magazine. the Dumb of Ass Duo (luther and diego) get into an impulsive fight with some sparrow academy members, but their fight scenes are interjected with scenes of five casually stealing clothes from a nearby mall because he’s tired of his uniform. five mixing margaritas while his siblings plot to overthrow their father because, hey, the apocalypse is averted and none of his siblings are in imminent danger, so why not. he’ll fight alongside his siblings when it matters—they’re family and he loves them—but he’s had a rough two weeks and no one’s on the brink of death yet so things are going great in his books