Love is patient

spilled pasta on my toes

call that feetuccine

three inches in my drawers

packin teeny weeny

who she fuck? shrek?????

what she order? fish filet?????

Nice Day 4 Of Some Magic... And Best Part Is U Just Need One Simple Round Little Disc Object And That’s It.

O Boar Just In Time Well Dont U Wish 2 Know What This Fun Little Object Is For Just So Simple Magic In Seconds

Tell Me

Ur Coin *Transmogrifies U*

i love an irish accent though and how they’re just like fuck these letters i’m not saying them

me, pirating: hm. disney minus.

why u lookin up almond joys in the background

I had beef wit somone

come on dude come outside its the month of the grape harvest.

I feel like I've memorized kermit the frog well enough at this point to sculpt him without looking at the clay. Wish me luck.

OH! oh it’s vinegar! okay

this is so tragic. anyway I fucked OP's dad

u ever a good person just to flex on ur father

Is this Draco Malfoy?

We found Draco.

The vibe station…..

please for the love of god turn ur sound on

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

*gives Advil to citizens of Ancient Rome*