I have a creeping suspicion some of you guys are not taking "idk man sometimes it depends" to heart

the fatherly urge to abandon everybody

you can’t kill yourself, the music is about to switch from 4/4 to 6/8. the clarinets are just about to come in bro you can’t miss that

about 90% of fanfiction takes place in a utopia where men are thoughtful and unsure of their place in the world

[voice of someone at their wit's end] i think i wanna join the alcohol fandom

I'm actually not done talking about Shane playing Never Have I Ever. On several occasions one of the Centaurs says something Shane's never heard of before, and when he asks what it is Ilya shakes his head and says, "just drink."