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the worst is wanting to create and create and create but being trapped in a body that is so so so so tired

pushing back against oldest child stereotypes by making unwise choices and not being dependable

substance abuse is like the most normal response in these conditions

Black Friday is such a joke nowadays. “Don’t miss out on 30% off” don’t piss me the fuck off. People used to hit each other over the head for a microwave that’s how low the prices were. People literally died. We used to be a country

They should invent a way to sit hunched over doing crafts that is Good for your body

i have this awesome skincare routine called picking at my face till it bleeds. its great because it makes my skin way worse in every way and also it hurts

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

I think the hot new trends for this summer should be reading comprehension and critical thinking skills

My son who is named used tissue

as above (insane in the head) so below (insane in the pussy)

i just never want to see elon musk happy

i think he should be torn apart by lions.

elf liberalism probably goes insane

"elf liberalism is basically the same as gnome fascism" - phrase that has been echoing in my head for the past 30 minutes

What the fuck does this mean?

its not my job to educate you

Reality is literally insane. You notice this when you go to ALDI