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And so I fall in love just a little, oh, a little bit / Every day with someone new.

alis volat propriis.

☆ About Me ☆

✧ You can call me Mochi!

✧ I am between the ages of 14 and 18

✧ Slytherin

✧ ENFP

✧ I live in Spain, but i'm originally from Brasil and lived in Canada for a long time so im a byelingual

✧ I'm a cishet/straight girl, although my friend has told me i'd make for a rather fabulous bisexual

✧ She/her pronouns

✧ Pandora Rosier + James Potter kinnie

✧ Aspiring writer, photographer, cat lady

I do have an AO3, if you wanna go check it out my first fic is out!

NOBODY'S SOLDIER

★ Warnings ★

I swear a lot

I may refer/talk about to blood, violence, suicide, EDs, political matters and other strong topics, im pretty opinionated

I won't make you agree with me, but I'm stubborn about most things.

★ Rules of my blog ★

☆ I do not support any form of homophobia, transphobia, racism, misogyny, misandry, xenophobia, zionism, etc.

☆ Trans (and all LGBTQ+), POC, women's, men's, all other genders', and children's rights, are human rights.

☆ Terfs, supporters of jkr, Trump or Musk, pro generative ai, pedos, anti feminists and other generally shitty people, DNI.

☆ No unnecessary hostility. If something is an issue, block, scroll and move the fuck on.

☆ Some things about me ☆

★ Fandoms/media i enjoy ★

✧ The Marauders Era/Harry Potter (Fuck JKR)

✧ Riordanverse (PJO, HOO, TOA, TSATS, MCGA, TKC, etc.)

✧ AGGGTM

✧ The Song of Achilles

✧ Greek mythology in general

✧ Life of Pi

✧ Bridgerton

✧ Queen' Gambit

✧ Legally Blond

✧ Dead Poets Society

✧ How To Train Your Dragon!!!!! (fav of all time, not the live action)

✧ Enola Holmes

★ Favourite Artists ★

✧ Conan Gray

✧ Hozier

✧ Måneskin

✧ Walk Off The Earth

✧ Imagine Dragons

✧ The Neighborhood

✧ Coldplay

★ Characters I kin ★

Mains

James Potter, Pandora Rosier, Pippa Fitz-Amobi.

Others

Marlene McKinnon, Annabeth Chase, Leo Valdez, Hiccup Haddock the 3rd.

★ Ships ★

✧ Starchaser (Regulus Black/James Potter)

✧ Rosekiller (Barty Crouch Jr/Evan Rosier)

✧ Wolfstar (Sirius Black/Remus Lupin)

✧ Cherrymeadow (Marlene McKinnon/Dorcas Meadowes)

✧ Drarry (Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy)

✧ Solangelo (Will Solace/Nico DiAngelo)

✧ Percabeth (Percy Jackson/Annabeth Chase)

✧ Ravip (Pippa Fitz-Amobi/Ravi Singh)

✧ Patrochilles (Patroclus/Achilles)

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thememedaddy

lmaoooo go fuck yourselves Argentina

#Cheering for any team that isn’t them #Don’t even like Spain that much but hell yeah

weedle-testaburger

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

bitchdonttryme

Absolute cinema 🙌

@cindytoast404 thoughts?

cindytoast404

my thoughts are that this country is insane and if count binface wins i will never shut up again

bitchdonttryme

neither would I tbh this is hilarious

gardenspells

just a friendly reminder that this blog hates ICE

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mylordshesacactus

For all that the 1800s etiquette guides are--obviously--derangedly sexist from a modern perspective? They're also mindblowing in how casually they will assert things that MODERN DAY CONSERVATIVES would scream and cry and shit their pants about.

"People back then always married young it's natural!!!" Every single 1800s guide I've ever met casually mentions that, of course, you really shouldn't get married before you're at least 20, and waiting until 25 is usually better.

Or, like. Okay here's a long segment:

Just firmly going "it is crazy sexist to blame The Wife for overspending when thirty seconds of asking questions will immediately establish that her husband was outright lying to her about how much money they had. Talk to your wife like a normal person."

Or--okay, here. A section on being honest and not writing love letters in secret, because that's usually a good sign that there's something untoward going on....

....except that he then immediately acknowledges that sometimes, the reason you're hiding this from your parents is that your parents suck. That there are parents who frankly have not earned the right to approve or disapprove of your partner.

(I realize the phrasing there sounds a lot less strong than my summary, but--trust me on this. When you're familiar with the narrative voice of these kinds of books, this passage is downright radical. The mere acknowledgement that if you treat your kids badly, it's your own damn fault when they don't talk to you? I've genuinely never seen that before in this genre. Don't freak out over "properly trained", either. It's just a linguistic shift--at the time, "training" was used the way we would say "raising" a child today. )

depsidase

buddie-romance

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

Airports before sunrise are eldrich creatures

#you know what I mean #It be like that #I’m so tired man I’ve been travelling 20 hours

dykespeare-deactivated20181228

reblog if ur mom is smart and beautiful

confident-fear

This is one of my favorite sites on here because everyone who reblogged it truly believes it because their moms won’t actually see it

bitchdonttryme

this is hilarious cause my friend doesn’t have tumblr but her mom does 😂😂

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weedle-testaburger

for anyone who's wondering what the fuck is going on in british politics rn

bitchdonttryme

Absolute cinema 🙌

@cindytoast404 thoughts?

hateusandseeifwemind

pinene

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

tadeadshihamurder

someone on reddit explained 😭

no-one-offical

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desmolbean404

That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

stone-monkey

Looks like Nigel Farage (UK far right dipshit and conman) has resigned as MP to trigger a by-election. He'll be running again in a stunt to bring attention away from his undeclared multi-million donations, and to potray himself as against the establishment.

...except none of the major political parties are running in this election, currently leaving one opponent:

Count Binface

scavengedluxury

BINDEPENDENCE DAY!

spirallingout

He's the hero Britain... has.

the-muppet-joker

Tump dies tonight while giving his speech in the hot hot sun. Like to charge, reblog to cast

thememedaddy

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shetheyslain

Trying to sleep during a heatwave is a great reminder that all oil executives need to die painful painful deaths

isuggestrevolution

good suggestion

not-your-average-url

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

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