bitch with some thoughts

where is mom

Here

I agree , practicing medicine without a medical Doctor license is unlawful

Love making my own black bean burgers because it legit looks like something a zookeeper would put together for a malnourished cockatiel

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

none pizza with left beef

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

World Heritage Post

Why does mario have yellow nipples

other drivers would acknowledge a bricker

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

World Heritage Post

Panic! At The Disco was born because three catholics and a mormon were horny and upset at their parents.

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

THE GRINCH WAS REALLY OUT HERE WITH HIS GRUSSY OUT