Haikyuu Hell

Matsukawa: Making four accounts.

Hinata: The cow??

Daichi: oh

Daichi: who’s the other guy?

Kuroo: I added him for moral support

Daichi: LMAOOOO ARE YOU SERIOUS

Bokuto: I’m here for you man

Iwaizumi: *makes vague hand gestures*

Hanamaki: Your heart...jacks off?

Yahaba: Yeah, what an asshole!

Daichi: Take a guess.

Hinata & Kageyama: No?

Kiyoko: I know.

Tanaka: You’re my wife.

Kiyoko: I’m your wife.

Tanaka: You married me. In front of people.

Hinata: Hmm...I don’t know. How about you?

Suga: *reaches out to help*

Daichi: *switches all bags into one hand and holds Suga’s hand with the other*

Suga: That’s not what I——

Suga:

Ushijima: “From Oikawa.”

Ushijima: “Death threats.”

Hanamaki: We called off the prank war last night at 12, remember?

Matsukawa: I know.

Oikawa: My hair looks good every day.

Iwaizumi: You know, you make it very hard to flirt with you.

Oikawa: You make me very hard.

Iwaizumi:

Suga: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear.

Daichi:

Daichi: ...You mean ring bearER, right?

Suga:

Terushima: I thought oxygen was dating magnesium, OMG.

Kuroo: Actually, oxygen first asked nitrogen out, but nitrogen was all like NO.

Terushima: I thought oxygen had that double bond with the hydrogen twins.

Kuroo: Looks like someone’s a HO.

Terushima: NaBrO.

Iwaizumi: You hit “send” on that picture of Mike Wazowski and I hit “end” on our relationship