*Panics In Gay*

the character of bucky barnes is just like. metal arm hot. knife flex sexy. sometimes i lie awake at night thinking about how life dragged your soul towards a destined tragedy. muscles hot. the snarky, flirtatious young sergeant who grinned with his head tilted back died decades ago. how you crush a person’s windpipe with your bare hands.. your life was stolen from you. your love was stolen from you. yet you must go on. atone for the sins that are not yours.

women, am i right? 💕

I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY AND LIKE 2 HOURS LATER THE WALLET I HAD LOST 6 HOURS AWAY FROM HOME THAT HAD MY DEBIT CARD AND LIKE 80 DOLLARS IN CASH WAS DELIVERED TO MY HOUSE WITH NO RETURN ADDRESS I CANT HELP BUT THINK IT WAS JACKIE CHAN WHO SENT IT GOD BLESS YOU JACKIE CHAN

You know what, tumblr? Fuck this post and fuck you. Last time I reblogged this just because Jackie Chan and a couple days later I got a bonus at work. Now this shit shows up on my dash again and logically I know if I reblog it probably nothing will happen BUT WHAT IF I DON’T REBLOG IT AND THE UNIVERSE IS ALL “YO I WAS GOING TO THROW SOME MONEY AT YOU BUT YOU DIDN’T REBLOG THE MONEY CHAN SO NAH” So here I am, shitting up your dashes with the Money Chan again. Sorry not sorry, I’m about to have to fit a car insurance payment into my budget.

I’ll go down with you.  You are not alone.

mostly i just reblog this one because look at his happy face, but also what the hell basically everyone i know could use some financial windfalls right now so WHY NOT.

my favourite adhd / general executive dysfunction feeling is when you become very consciously aware that you are bored and there is nothing interesting left on the 5 social media apps you’ve been cycling around for the past hour and finally a small logical part of your brain goes “hey! perhaps at this point it might actually be more fun to do one of the productive things you’ve been putting off!” and you’re this close to going oh huh yeah maybe that’s true! and getting up to do some housework or read a book or something when a far louder part of your brain goes “NO WAIT!!!! maybe THIS time when we refresh tumblr…. it will be interesting again” and you’re like “ohhhh right sorry for doubting you boss” & promptly get right back to doing fuck all

That adhd(?) feel when instead of reading long text like a normal human your eyes decide to skip across sentences and read whatever it wants like the uncontrollable heathens they are and you take 3000000000x longer to read something because every few words you gotta force yourself to go back to actually read the sentence in chronological order. In fact, I’m convinced the reading lever in my brain is set to “best stuff first” and if anyone knows how to turn it off that’d be great

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LOL ME