MOODS & SHITPOSTS

Peoples' desire to burn the Gävle goat isn't about them hating it. It's a "my son loved your drawing so much that he ate it" sort of a deal.

also the endless allure of arson

Oh yeah we definitely also love arson.

Look, the Long Night demands a sacrifice to chase away the dark and cold. You need a burnt offering. The bigger, the better. You can't make a giant flammable effigy and NOT give it to the gods of Winter.

A customer contacted our team with questions, and then finished their email with: "I am daunted by the complexities and unknowns." I haven't been able to stop thinking about it since.

Reblog if you are daunted by the complexities and unknowns

I could have lived in peace (stayed warm in my bed) but my enemies (job that pays my bills) brought me war (e-mails i have to respond to)

A problem I'm convinced no one else has is my urge to say Machiavelli instead of macchiato at Starbucks

Okay ma'am would you like that feared or respected?

ah jeez, i’m unfollowing him now. i had no idea he was picking up the field mice and bopping them all on the head