you can say the oversexualization of women in media is a result of the patriarchy and a leftist will start inventing new synonyms for prude

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

Son, your mother and I are unfollowing each other

saw a tiktok of a mother taking her very tiny daughter to an art museum and she’s just walking around going “whoooa” “woooaah” to everything but then they got to a marble statue of a nude woman lying on her back and the girl points and goes “mommy🫵” and i just immediately welled up with tears and all the comments are just laughing about it and of course it’s funny but how are you not insanely moved by the way art connects everyone on earth from a centuries-old sculptor to a toddler in 2023

my life isnt perfect but at least im not doing a mans laundry

What the fuck is wrong with doing a MAN'S laundry? You just throw it in with your own wtf this app never ceases to amaze me especially if it's your MAN what the fuck????

^ this is your brain on man’s laundry 🍳

alcohol has no known effect on the human body

i thibk i should have died for a meaningless cause

The moral of Death Note is that cops raise evil children

Top ten reasons to kill yourself ranked by virtue