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I hope I give off the vibe to all animals that I am their ally and friend

you people aren't CASTING

being called an old soul when you were kid and knowing you just got diagnosed as a weird cunt

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

I wonder who I would be today if I didn’t develop an obsession with fanficion when I was 11

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

i just saw a post on reddit titled "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" and it was about OP clicking off a fic because they don't like the direction it's going in. slightly different context but can we all be more like this reddit OP. i think "the writer is cooking but the food doesn't agree with me" should be the new "don't like don't read." dead doves may give you diarrhea but don't make that everyone else's problem.

this is a great way to frame it lol like just bc i'm lactose intolerant doesn't mean i should leave a bad review on the ice cream parlor

also I’m allowed to watch a little copaganda as a treat because I am immune to copaganda I’m sorry I need it. this is my cross to bear

remember in p.e. when they'd take a bunch of insecure teenagers & be like "today we're going to play basketball" and then not teach you how to play basketball. and then put you in a group with guys who were obsessed with basketball and would get mad at you for not knowing how to play basketball. why did they do that