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basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

if hiphop weren't real its existence would sound like an exceptionally heavy-handed metaphor about racism from a really cringe didactic fantasy novel. yeah the racialized underclass in this society, the one that's constantly derided by the ethnic majority as stupid and anti-intellectual, they have a complex artistic tradition based around improvisational poetry which is sometimes enacted on a competitive basis for dispute resolution. you get judged based on the subtlety of your wordplay and the complexity of your internal rhyme schemes. the dominant group periodically gets mad about how this doesn't count as real art like their own objectively more simplistic music and poetry because sometimes it has swears in it

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adult backpack wearers of the world unite

Had this playing and there was no way to turn it off, so a guest came down to ask for a toothbrush and I just left it playing on my phone and stared him down in his eyes as I handed him his flimsy little cuckbrush and he started sweating and walked off. It’s still playing even now in the reblog screen.

Need y’all to know that 20 minutes later after I had figured out I could pause the music on my lockscreen, that the tumblr play bar finally populated at the bottom of my dash, and started blaring this again. Biggest jumpscare I’ve endured in years tbh.

what people don’t understand about how adhd is disabling is that it’s not just getting temporarily distracted from, like, school work or hobbies. it’s getting distracted/being unable to motivate yourself to go to the doctor, eat regularly, do hygiene tasks, etc. it’s not knowing when or how long it will take you to do something, ANYTHING, and in many cases that thing is taking a shower or keeping your house from turning into a biohazard. it’s about being fundamentally incapable of controlling your attention and focus on anything, even and especially things you need to do to survive.