CIPHER_REPEAT !! COMMS OPEN !!

JESUS, for example. Jesus was introduced to the plot as a big part of it- and the second coming was some big thing. And yet despite this it would seem that his only impact to the plot was to be the inciting action that brought Aziraphale back down to earth. Not a single one of his actions made a real impact on the narrative and even when they find the man, they just leave him to it. Why does this show insist on introducing new characters just for them to be there. Last season they introduced that lesbian couple and just shoved away all the relevant side characters from the first season, and this season they shunned the lesbian couple and added in Jesus and this fish guy. Just SETTLE on some characters.

MICHAEL is destroying the whole universe, so yes they HURRY to catch her before its too late, and then proceed to just talk to her whilst watching her continue to rip out pages from the book of life? Have some urgency?? And then she just offs herself.

THE CAR PLOT- was ridiculous and fanfiction-esque. The guy threatening to burn down Aziraphales bookshop and then playing monopoly (WITHOUT A BOARD MIGHT I ADD?) with Crowley for his car was just. stupid- honestly. It did not really impact the plot at all, and it just felt... silly. "Heh.. we're going to burn down this bookshop if you dont play a game of chance with me for the car.." like okay fanfiction.net calm down.

THE ENDING- was okay. It wasnt god awful but it did remind me STRONGLY of Umbrella Academys ending. What is it with the trope of characters with strong connections deciding that the only way to save reality is to erase themselves from it. Why do all the characters I like keep getting evapourated from existance before they get the chance to find their happiness or fully resolve their every issue?