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Radiostatic is the ship of all time. It has 30 billion different names and dynamics. Its most popular iteration used to be one-sided before season 2. They’re enemies. Vox’s One-Sided Psychosexual Obsession with Alastor™️ is present in most of their fics. They’re serial killers. They used to be friends. He should’ve stayed gone. They could’ve ruled Hell together. Deer and Shark. Radio and Video. Red and Blue. Vox held Alastor captive and brought him to a smoothie date. They have so many parallels it could be someone’s job to point them all out. They’re insufferable. They can never die. I hate them.

ideal radiostatic dynamic is both of them think the other is the most attractive demon in hell and everyone is envious of their luck, meanwhile everyone else looks at them like "can you come get your freak of a man he's doing things" about them both

One thing I adore about murdermedia is that no matter how hard he tries, Alastor simply CANNOT outfreak Vincent.

I need radiostatic. I need radiostatic. I need radiostatic. I need murdermedia. Fuck radiosilence. Fuck staticsilence. I want them both in love and fucking. I need cannibalstatic. I need radiocult. Every version. Every AU. Canon or not. No amount of pills could dull the love I have for radiostatic. I need radiostatic canon. We need radiostatic canon. No doomed yaoi. Just old man yaoi. I need a spin off show that’s all radiostatic mortal rivals to extreme lovers, before season 1 and all the way to season 5. On everything I love I would give an arm and a leg for radiostatic. No staticmoth. I cannot force my self to indulge in the ship. Radiostatic is the only answer. Freakquency when they’re freaked together. Staticlovetune. Any version you like that’s radiostatic is amazing. If this isn’t canon in the next ten minutes the whole world will explode. Everyone will fear my wrath. Don’t test my anger. Don’t get me mad, Viv.