Professional Hellaverse Yapper

Artist Note: I know I draw a lot of RadioStatic-ish fanart, but in reality, MurderMedia is my actual favorite trope for them. 🎙🪓

Epilogue:

Someone theorized that Rosie was the Morningstars’ nanny. The fact that we have more and more evidence she’s not a Sinner, her vibe literally constantly being compared to and based on Mary Poppins (the most famous nanny ever, arguably), being protective of Charlie etc. It would allow her to be close to the Morningstars without, like, literally being Eve or whatever else everyone thinks.

And initially I was like oh yeah that’d be cool but now I’m locked the fuck in on it because first of all I don’t want Rosie to be Someone Else I want her to be her but I definitely think she’s not a Sinner. And I was thinking— who the fuck was human Alastor trying to summon to speak with? Just anyone? Or the Devil himself? Either way, I was thinking and holy shit, was Rosie Lucifer’s secretary? I’m deadass. She was ready to go with that pitch of “what do you want” to Al, she’d clearly done it MANY times before, and the odds that really That Many people are reaching out to Hell via summons circles and somehow coincidentally all ending up on Rosie’s radar… no, she does this. For a living, I feel. We haven’t seen anyone else be able to contact the mortal world, but we know high-level Hellborn can (under the presumed authority of Lucifer or the other sins e.g. Asmodeus’s crystals) and if humans were able to contact sinners I think there’d be a lot more Bullshit going on just in general (imagine doing a summons circle for fuckin. Genghis Khan. I’m sure someone would). No, I think Hell has a system for it, and having a wonderfully polite unsettling skeleton-doll-whatever-you-wanna-say woman managing some or all of your extensive busywork (yes, I’d count helping raise Charlie under that too 😔) has to be at least good for vibes. When Charlie grew up or Lilith started getting more powerful or the two broke up or some other catalyst, she simply settled back full time into her own little neighborhood of dead puppets (with a statue of the Morningstars!!! Near the center of the city if I have any bearings right!!!) and sent her favorite pet on some wild goose chases. How quaint!

directly from this post it was so real I had to draw it