Professional Hellaverse Yapper

at work at a place I was visiting and the workers were messing around and one started laughing like peter griffin, when I tell you I nearly lost my shit right there

me emputece ver a los gringos hablando de que el hantavirus desapareció de la faz de la tierra luego de que nadie le prestara atención siendo que el hijueputa virus lleva decadas hinchando las pelotas en sudamerica

my sister and I have enough overlapping hobbies that I'm gonna get her a standing mixer for her bday, which I will also use copiously

why is the timeline so funny when my mouth is full of stitches

amazing how my dad comes back from a trip and immediately all the food fucking disappears

Do you think Alastor would like All Might.

I legit can't taste sweets rn lmao