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The time has come! Alastor is meeting Vax for the first time!

He's seen Vax's videos that Velvette posts (thanks to Angel shoving his phone on his face everytime) but he's never seen the little one in person.

Val shouldn't have assumed Alastor would miss another meeting. Or maybe Al was missing them on purpose, waiting for the perfect moment to show up? 🫢 We shall never know.

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I mean, if we look at it from a logical POV he's technically not wrong 🫤 but must he be a complete asshole about it? Absolutely 😑 That's just how Alastor is.

(FYI I love said asshole)

Vax seems curious. Val's trying his best to be cautious (which goes against all his instincts as he just wants to jump and rip the ugly red deer to pieces) and Vox's meeting be damned, his family is in danger.

Things might have just taken a turn for the worse 😬

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Parental Panic Engaged!

So~ Alastor was not expecting the toddler to teleport into his arms that's for sure 😅

No one in the room saw this coming

If Val and Vox were planning to attack Alastor after his little speech, that option went right out the window when their baby zapped onto death's arms

[Disclaimer: Vel uses offensive language at the end. She's a villain and they are in Hell so this is fitting for her, as she wouldn't care. But let this serve as a warning for y'all]

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The end! (Of this chapter). There's many things to say here:

Of course Alastor runs away the moment things start getting real and emotional, the coward 😂

Little Vax did indeed pull at his heartstrings and seeing Val and Vox truly care strangely affected him.

The Overlords are amused (and endeared) that the powerful Vox and Valentino go all soft when it comes to their baby 💞

Vox is super confused by Alastor's reaction, but after this meeting him and Val will go a little overboard as Helicopter Parents.

They calm down after a while though, in part thanks to Velvette, but also thanks to the eventual peace they make with Alastor himself.

Thank you so much everyone for all of your comments, likes and reblogs! 🫶🏼💗🤗

I'm very glad you enjoyed this little chapter in this AU

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Wanna see more of this AU?

lucifer recruiting angel!ozzie to his cause. what is the cause?? idk maybe being neurodivergent and depressed

im sure this will end well

Said I'd do it.

Imagine Lucifer found out that Alastor would seduce his victims, and was like "psh, he couldn't seduce his way out of a paper bag" and then Alastor had to flex his skills.

I don't know proper Creole French, but I did some research. He's saying, "little flirt, you're as sweet as syrup"

🍒💥My art for Cherri Bang! 🍒💥

And here's the amazing fic that inspired it: