neat.

every time you make The Character a dom when they shouldnt be, every time you make that guy a daddy dom sadist when the canon does not support it whatsoever, i throw an innocent puppy into my incinerator. is your cliche porn worth it? think about that

and every time you make the character prematurely ejaculate or have erectile dysfunction or be generally bad at sex in some way a puppy is pulled back from the fire and tenderly cared for. Together. we can save them

never take for granted the moments when you’re not nauseous

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

thank you ao3 for being an archive and not an algorithm. thank you for letting me like things without consequences, thank you for being free with no ads, thank you for having lawyers to defend our freedom of speech. thank you tag wranglers. thank you to all authors and thank you ao3

probably tomorrow i'm gonna somehow be more organized and disciplined than i ever have been in my whole life so i'm fine probably

my dead wife. the ad free internet

I wish I was taller. I wish I was a baller. I wish my cat had a phone I would call her.

ban men's sports i have seen enough

Can everybody go back to being a loser I miss when we were all losers

not everything is getting worse. at least you don't hear high hopes by panic at the disco every day anymore

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams