ManicAF

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

promise rings are so cute, gonna get myself one and promise myself to stop being a dumbass

Now I be like “oh fuck i forgot my mask” like im spiderman or something

trump really rolled back healthcare protections for lgbt people during pride month AND on the day of the 4 year anniversary of the pulse nightclub shooting. i don’t know why i’m even shocked at this point but i still feel physically ill

jane austen really just repeatedly said “the sexiest thing a man can be is kind, selfless, attentive and honest about his feelings” and, as always, she was correct every single time

today the barista at Starbucks accidentally gave me a trienta instead of a venti (which was cool cause hey more coffee) and I pointed it out in case she wanted to switch it so she doesn’t get in trouble or something and she looked right at me in my eyes and said “I decide what you drink now”

When you set foot in my store I become judge jury and executioner

*likes your selfies to let u know that u could get it anytime anywhere*

life is painful but women are hot

enemies with benefits