humiliating to be attracted to a conventionally attractive person. I thought I was a more sensitive and refined pervert than this

@matzahball

For a second I didn’t realize it meant “high” as in a stoner–I thought “High Geologist” was like a rank of geologist or something and he was insulted you would challenge him to naming stones

great poast every one👍

Can’t believe he’s ace

the high geologist has ascended

every time i see this post it gets…. better? but also weirder.

I always gotta reblog the High Geologist once in a while.

I love this too much.

is that song actually character-coded or is your brain a character-shaped hammer looking for lyrics to nail down somewhere

dude stop before i develop a strange and powerful fondness for you

there used to be things to watch on youtube

biting down full force on something or someone would fix me.

"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.

It's both a blessing and a curse that spiders go with every elemental typing. It means you never have to justify anything, but it also means you can never really play against type. A lightning tortoise is making a statement, but you can stick literally any prefix on a spider and it's just, okay, this might as well exist.

Having an abusive parent is kinda funny in retrospect like mommy why do you have beef with me im 4 i love you

Haters (my dad) can't stand to see a bad bitch (me, nine years old) winning ("drawing too loud")

How do you draw too loud?

Well you see the thing is that child abuse is inherently irrational

not to sound like Captain James T Kirk of the Starship Enterprise but I really do enjoy the way Spock very often just straight up bends over his station and only looks over his shoulder, ass still out, when reporting his scientific findings