CHEMICAL🥩CANNIBAL

Isn't that one of those plates with an insane amount of lead in them?

I have much bigger problems

i think this toby fox guy might be onto something here

Theyre just living eclaires at this point

“euuuh i’m james from twin peaks and i’m sad because my bike won’t fuck me and i’m here to make the next five minutes feel like an hour”

every time I fumble w my phone’s charger cable I think about emailing steven moffat a pipe bomb

There’s most likely a reason why they have to do this so in sync, and I am desperate to know

because all cats have a heightened sense of justice and would leave their post if someone else got their food first.

These are cats that scrambled madly all at once for the first dish that got put anywhere near the floor when they were kittens and still would now if any part of this process weren't meticulously observed.

Crying cuz I heard a #song