'Clasp hands across the twilight of fear'

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

i let my cat sniff dr pepper and she identified all 23 mysterious flavors with ease

have you guys ever seen the lord of the rings

no whats it about

gay love

Making Scott Hunter and Shane Hollander fight was a hysterical choice. Amazing. No notes. The two goodest boys of hockey. I'm sure Ilya had this dream once.

Sailor Moon is so important

Happy 10 year anniversary to this absolutely foundational post

#really cannot emphasize enough how much iguanamouth changed the site’s sense of humor and therefore the timeline of the western world

i promise: however big you think this wave will be, it is bigger

I like to imagine that, thousands of years ago, humans still stood a (reasonably) safe distance from the ocean during weather like this to watch the waves, hooting and cheering when the spray came closer than expected and left them drenched