sleepy

historical inaccuracies in period dramas are okay as long as i like them

they are, however, punishable by death if i don’t

Me and the guys are gonna be reblogging and liking some posts after work if you wanna come with

I feel like an alien tomb would be sooooo fucking cool until a alien mummy gets up and chase you

This happened to me. You think mummies are slow as fuck and you can outrun them. But alien mummies have a ray gun.

do not trauma dump on my posts please

PARENTS OF THE FASHION CONSCIOUS BABY: for sale tasteless baby shoes never worn

Is that a hard penis in your pants or is it something different than that? Also: do you hate me?

Tumblr should have a global tab

Just literally every post made by everyone in reverse chronological order

(In the cuck chair)(starts booing)

(Wife looks over)(I do a roman emperor thumbs down)(she executes the other guy)