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trees are very π₯Ί because sometimes iβll stand under the shade of a tree andΒ look up at it and itβll sway its branches about in the wind and iβm like oh my God iβm alive and YOUβRE alive. we are alive together and made up of the same starry stuff and standing right next to each other in this moment on this earth. do u feel it when i reach out and press my hand to your trunk? can you hear me? i think youβre so neat. and then the sunlight filters through its leaves just so and that lovely green color leaves me dazzled. itβs just very nice to be an alive thing next to a different sort of alive thing
Vallarta supermarkets sells some pretty decent tamales at their hot bar and on the side of the package it says βsteamed with loveβ and today I wondered what a tamale steamed with apathy or hatred would taste like but then I realized that since they make hundreds of these every day thatβs probably how most of them are actually steamed realistically
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I drew Entrapta as a WoF tribe for @bellasauruss's monthly art challenge! (Emily is there too.)
Okay I'll admit this drawing took me a really long time π¬ This is my third go at it and the only one to make it to the colouring phase so it's good enough. I realized about halfway through that I've been using a different art style when drawing WoF, and it's very hard to convert dragons into my normal style.
A perfectly natural heterosexual black swan couple raising their cute fluffy babies together as God intended <3
SIKE
THEY'RE GAY
And they're not some rare exception to the rule, either!!!
About 25% of black swan couples consist of two swans of the same sex (typically, two males).
These couples will court each other, build a nest, and raise their young together in a more-or-less committed monogamous relationship.
In fact, these same-sex couples have a high success rate of 80% when raising their young to adulthood, as opposed to the 30% of their heterosexual counterparts! Two big buff papa swans are better than one when it comes to stomping on invaders of nesting territory.
"But," I hear you say, "where do their baby floofballs come from? Does mpreg exist among black swans?"
Alas, no, but there is a very elegant solution to this. The swan couple may simply temporarily associate themselves with a female swan.
Afterwards, the female swan deposits their eggs and swims off free to live her single girlie life if she wishes (or, find a boyfriend. Preferably one who isn't already committed to another boyfriend.)
So whenever someone commits the naturalistic fallacy "homosexuality bad because unnatural >:(" I like to point out not only their glaring illogicality, but also, respectfully, there is homosexuality happening in the local lake right now.
my @d20exchange gift for @cryptidcaptain of fig and aydaβs iconic first kiss!
[Image Description: Comic of Fig Faeth and Ayda Aguefort from Dimension 20βs βFantasy High: Sophomore Year,β Episode 12. Alt text is provided and copied below the cut. End ID]
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Page one:
Ayda displays a scroll, saying, "This is a contract. It's very simple."
Fig cuts in, "Is this about the library card, 'cause I took it out in a different name?"
"No, no, no," Ayda says, and goes on to overexplain the terms in the background.
"Okay, yeah," Fig says.
"Great, so no inferences. That's the clause. If you would please sign there?"
Fig signs her name.
Page two:
The scroll snaps up and combusts in Ayda's hands. "Very well. Some actionable information." Pausing to blush, Ayda continues, "At any waking moment, outside of combat, that you and I have been together, if you had tried to⦠kiss me on the mouth- It would have been⦠received favorably."
Fig turns bright red.
Page three:
Fig spins around to rummage in her jacket. Ayda says, "Bear in mind, you are under contract. You're not allowed to make any inferences or assumptions about how I feel or anything else. You've signed that. That's magical law. So, there's that-"
Fig holds up her own hastily scribbled contract that says, "If you make fun of me, I'll give you a wet willy."
Ayda studies it. "Legally, this doesn't necessarily have the structure of a contract. It's more of just a threat."
Fig takes Ayda by the chin and says, "Just so you know, I've never done this as myself before."
Page four:
Fig kisses Ayda, whose flaming hair swells out, then skateboards away to hide behind a tree. Ayda looks around and goes, "Is it normal for people to run away after that?"
Page five:
Fig slinks out, saying, "I'm really sorry. I'm so used to being other people and this is absolutely terrifying."
Ayda says, "Can I get another shot at that? It was perfect. I think I can do better."
Fig smirks. "Yeah, why don't you show me?"
Page six:
They come together in another fiery kiss.
the idea that every summer will be as hot if not hotter than this for the rest of my life is unbearable i need to (remembers suicide jokes are bad for my mental health) murder an oil executive
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I feel weird for pre-emptively clarifying this but I also kind of feel like I should: whenever I call random peoples' kids goblins or gremlins, it's
100% intended as affectionate. To be gremlin is to be human. Everyone goes into goblin mode sometimes and most kids are simply in it 24/7 and that's awesome.
By no means a racist thing. Kids of every single colour, creed and cultural background are equally goblin. I've called more white kids goblins than you've ever seen.
When I was a little boy, girls used to just do random cartwheels for no reason. Then one day, they stopped. Now that I am a man, no women randomly do cartwheels. This is because society is evil and killed the cartwheel impulse in their soul. They don't even spin horizontally anymore. It's fucked up.
People always talk about shower thoughts, but i always get those types of thoughts in bed while either going to sleep or waking up. In fact, while i shower my mind is more preoccupied by thinking βscrubing scrubing, which container is shampoo and which is conditioner?β Etc. along with song lyrics. In bed Iβm not doing anything else besides thinking.
The person who said Azi and Levi have homoerotic subtext with Azi literally rearranging Levi's guts in a gentle exploratory manner with frequent hand shots, opened up my mind to the possibilities of robotalienfucking. I get it now.
I'd imagine this is them a bit older. Levi is more sure of herself (pronouns seem to be she/her based on official merch) as a sentient being and inhabitant of Vesta. Azi is still with Mia but they're poly, and doing well.
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