the father (dolly parton), the son (sabrina carpenter), and the holy spirit (miss piggy)

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

literally how is traffic real everyone just go

stop using chat gpt. i can also feed you misinformation when you ask me questions and also im beautiful

*planet explodes* *removes one earbud* what

my advice for women is eat more, shave less, and do whatever the fuck you want

the workday/weekend ratio is so off. like ethically.

I love uninstalling shit. Get out of my computer.

i also love using task manager to kill things! Cease this

love books. because it’s like what if something happened

some people are afraid to be cheesy. I live my whole life on the charcuterie board

I'm fine, I just have a gaping black hole in my chest that cannot be filled. But other than that,

i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow