Hello, Sweetie.

you can post on tumblr even when you're trying to take a break from social media it literally doesn't count. it's like pepsi max, or pescatarianism

dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

i am once again experiencing urges and desires

y’all thinking this is a horny post but it’s about violence actually

they want you to make fried rice

who is "they"

the wok left

how am I supposed to make fried rice if the wok left

skillet issue

watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back