Hey! Little Furry Dude!

(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

hiring a mercenary

good morning but at what cost

this could be the snart of something big

DONT use glasses, youll become dependent on them to see!!!! #WARONDRUGS #OVERPRESCRIPTION #CORRECTIVELENSADDICTION

you know what’s crazy. you can do just about anything

Get up girls we have another day of obsessing over fictional characters to cope with reality ahead of us

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

sugar pussy make it a yeast infection, slurring speech call it a beast inflection, my penis hard im having dick erections, shadow gov I steal elections

I find it kind of epic I find it kind of rad

the memes in which im pwning are the ones that make U mad