HOI

the secret rant account on here has been getting crazy use recently damn

i need to be shot and put down like it isnt even funny im embarrassing myself every day SOMEBODY SEDATE ME

can someone shoot me and put me out of my misery question

dont play flirt with me im gonna start yearning and then its gonna be horrible for both of us because i also wonr make a move bc i cant tell if ur play flirting or like real flirting

google how do you like ask someone if they would be chill if you admitted you were into them without like.doing it.

its all fun and games until u get what i can only describe as unintentionally friend zoned

i be saying i need to lose weight and then continue to eat my 3rd bowl of chips

using patrick bateman to correctly estimate the evelyn and jean height gap

they put me in the kissing both and they end up owing everyone else money

sometimes i have funny things to say but i cant say em bc mt friends follow this account and i cant handle that