HOI

wdym skims made a bra thats designed to….mimic nipples. brother youre never going to believe what you were born with and guess what you have 2 of em

sometimes cats just be playing dead for no reason brother the nap can not be that good

i feel like a sopping by wet dog you’d see on the side of the street and not even like an inherently cute or pitiful one either im just getting rained on

wish me luck on my law quiz i may be cooked

hey girl if i was a mold spore would you toss me out if i started growing on ur food or like would you let me hang

sometimes i wonder if like the insanity is mutual or if i gotta kms

the pride flag my school has out for june is creased as hell they did not iron that shit it came straight outta the packaging onto the flag pole

guess who’s officially employed for the summer AGAIN 🔥

guys if i die and they make an biopic about me can you guys make sure they cut the embarrassing shit

their cooking me for being gay and yearning

muppets gotta wait i have to appease the trade /j

theres two guys having a philosophical (?) conversation beside me and its very entertaining

why is it always bald men who look so insanely pink.whats the correlation

i dont watch euphoria wdym a girl got reincarnated as a cow

im so glad my online friends are not like fuckijg penpals dude unironically id be sitting by the mailbox like a child in a cartoon