JARVIS, drop my needle.

Reblog if your muse has had a near death experience.

Will somebody please torture my muse with random uncomfortable questions for my own entertainment? Thanks.

Why are you all so surprised that your favorite celebrities say shitty stuff when so do all of you, regularly, without realizing it, just like everyone does

FAMOUS PEOPLE ARE PEOPLE?!  I thought they were exactly like how they are seen in the films!

why iphones gotta take two million years to turn back on after they die like you plug em in and you’re all ready to start texting again but they’re like “nope. i gotta take some time for myself. figure out who i am. you hurt me too much the last time. let me think.”

I feel like the same could be said for Ultron sort of.

Reminder for those who don’t know, if you have a vagina, make sure to urinate immediately after you have P-in-V sex.  Bacteria can get in your urethra during P-in-V intercourse so as soon as you are done having sex, go to the bathroom to pee, even if it doesn’t feel like you need to, because even a little pee can flush out the bacteria and prevent a UTI.  I didn’t know about this and I got a UTI from my first time, and it was super awful and uncomfortable and unfortunately even those with good sex education rarely learn info like this.  I want everyone with a vagina to know how to prevent it because UTIs suck hard.  That is all.

I love it!

Man everybody really hates Texas.

Why so many people hate jersey tho

The real housewives

ehh what the hell