Dumbass Is My First Language

cinematographers need to stop being so afraid of lighting. like i get it your movie is grim and serious, but i promise it would be even more grim and serious if i could actually see what was happening

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

this is not a place of honor

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

honestly this post only got funnier with the change in format

it’s yiffmaster britney bitch

JIMMY OLSEN: FUCKBOY OF STEEL

If people didn't want us to fuck robots why make an ass like that on one

*puts my cigarettes out on you*

*wuickly smokes it all before you can reach me*

oh a wise guy huh? *rolls up my sleeves* why I oughta…

*wuickly rolls your sleeves back down before you can hit me*

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sometimes I have to stop myself from posting shit like "who made replacing a bike chain so erotic" because I remember the number of people who see my posts and I have to take a step back and reconsider my choices. sometimes I have to hide my true and sincere thoughts in a post about how I'm not posting them because it is funnier this way

whatever. it's just reaching between all its delicate parts to wrench out its guts with lots of sweating and straining. while it's upside down and immobilised. and then it's just taking the slick and shiny new chain and feeding it gently through gears and between metal before pulling it taut until the derailleur is extended and the chain clicks into place and can no longer be removed. I; think I'm bicycle. I mean bisexual

woke up feeling very i wish i weren’t alive during these times. where’s gandalf to tell me “same but you’re being a little bitch about it so go do some good” or however the quote goes

time to make a post on tumblr. surely no one will interpret it to be as offensive and bad intentioned as possible.

death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying and having a decent read of legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u

it is actually so obvious when somebody’s opinions on characters and storylines is governed by fandom dynamics and it is laughable to expect me to pretend otherwise. im sorry but i will find reads and interpretations being shaped by beef u have with random ppl online so embarrassing lol. u shouldn’t let this bullshit seep into ur personal relationship with whats actually in a text

80s misogyny saved the Star Wars galaxy because Darth Vader wasted all his time and effort trying to convince his starry-eyed gayboy empath son to become an evil space fascist when if anyone had any point asked his daughter “hey do you ever just want to KILL these people” she would’ve been shooing lightning out of her hands to prove a point in like 10 minutes