i hope you all think of me not just as your friend but as your mutual who likes your personal post like way too soon after you posted it

in the category of stories that are already slightly weird and then nonchalantly take an even weirder turn in the last sentence

Human beings b like. *sits and stares peacefully at a fire* *sits and stares peacefully at the ocean* *sits and stares peacefully at a sleeping animal*

And this isn't a broken-up couple on the rebound. They've absolutely always been like this with each other save for the 11 months they were married, during which time every single day was a murder-suicide risk.

Two people who are each other's absolute everything unless you try to make them share a kitchen and a budgeting system

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary