horses of courses

position being overun by grinch forces. calling in a jolly strike on my location. may claus have mercy on my soul.

every $30 purchase is like a razor sharp arrow stuck firmly in my muscular wearwolf back

Why is everyone talking about the rapture suddenly. Did the rapture happen and I missed it

do you guys remember “kick his ass baby i got yo flower”

this is like asking a medieval christian monk if he remembers the ten commandments like if not what have I been wasting my years learning

the thing is if i was a (dangerous) crow boy whose job is to destroy plastic and a woman walked into my fae realm wearing a bunch of plastic id probably not be into her at all id just be annoyed that she's making me do my job at my job. like fuckkkkk now i have to get rid of all this stuff. and i was about to go on break too. uggggghhhhhhhhh

was anybody gonna tell me the chicken goes bawkbawkbawk or was i just supposed to learn that playing animal wheel

No donations since eleven hours! Please, please, please, help Nesma and her family out. They went throught so much suffering that no human being should ever endure

€94/€500 pls all help lolo

€119/€500

You can adapt to being Socially Weird by getting into consciously analyzing your interactions like Mind Chess, but watch out: this makes it worse

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe

*rolls you a square blunt in minecraft*

okay what the fuck

There is so much beauty in the world.

none of this even matters since i will be sacrificed by druids soon