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I have radar. It's like gaydar but for Ra

they invented like 1000000 foods by doing some bullshit to milk

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

all boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight 

its working

i can feel it working

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

going wawa woo tomorrow

ladies and gentlemen of the jury, today i would like to present a bold, feminist reimagining of the evidence you've seen presented against my client

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on

Children would be so jealous if they knew how many stickers we have in dive bar bathrooms

at the dentist yesterday and the hygienist working on me described the classic 2004 comedy White Chicks as "a really old movie"

Dental hygienists must cultivate a subset of beliefs that they know they can only voice to someone whose mouth currently has thier hand in it without being met with a level of disapproval they are unprepared for.

We used to have discussions about literary analysis but these days dataminers will just go in and reveal the author's intent on release day.

ocd will have me thinking i cant text "here now if you wanna head over" because i sound like blowjob mario with a walkie talkie

i got feudal alcohol syndrome pass da mead