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james sirius potter, you were named after two people who were ready and willing to give mcgonagall a heart attack. step up your game

lily luna potter, you were named after the best characters in the whole damn series. so you kinda lucked out on that one

BOOST!!!

she wasn’t a queen. she was a pharaoh and wanted to be referred to as such. she even had her statues modeled after the male pharaoh’s statues to state her dominance and authority. she was actually one of the most successful pharaohs in all of ancient egyptian history and she reigned longer than any other woman in power in egypt.

damn no wonder she died and smiled for a trillion years afterwards

My best friend throwing down some herstory. A+ commentary

She wore a fake beard, you guys. She was the fucking boss.

If we remember her now does that save her from an awful afterlife?

Then she punches Tuthmosis III straight in the dick.

Reblog so Hatshepsut can dick punch tuthmosis in the afterlife.

#listen I don’t watch Jenna Marbles#I’ve never subscribed to hr channel#but there’s one thing about her that I absolutely respect#she does NOT clickbait#she fucking COMMITS to whatever bull shit she says she’s gonna do#90% of her video titles LOOK like clickbait#but then the video is EXACTLY what the title says#how many balloons does it take to life my chihuahua off the ground#I DON’T KNOW JENNA WHY DON’T YOU FIND OUT#spends entire video reporting on increasingly annoyed Party City employees#as she ties over 100 helium balloons to a sling that her dog falls asleep in#while floating 4 feet above the ground#because she fucking found out how many balloons it took#‘MY DOG RATES SOAP’ says the video title#her Italian Greyhound has some kind of soap licking neurosis and shows clear preferences#by the end of the video her dog does indeed have a favorite brand of soap#I EAT DOG TREATS WITH MY DOGS#literally does exactly that and actually enjoys like 2 of them#I don’t follow her at all but DAMN does Jenna Marbles not fuck around#she just … does exactly what she says she will#like some kind of chaotic entity that combats clickbait by being exactly as absurd as the marketing implies

I love her so much

If you start thinking about the Marauders at 11:59:55 you’ll start the year off crying about the same thing we’ve been crying about for years and why stop now

How Do I Explain To My Cat That Stepping On My Boobs Hurts 

feel ok to me ? feet do not hurt

@probablyfakeblonde

@when-it-rains-it-snows

Horses are not exactly bright, but they are spiteful as shit and when a half ton of anything gets all cylinders of a walnut sized brain in agreement on a matter like “FUCK THIS SHIT I’M OUT,” well, yeah. Call the police. Tell them to bring a boat. ‘cause the horse is pissed and got it into his head to swim for it, we dunno why you ask him, he headbutted me.

This is an animal that is clearly smart enough to know it doesn’t want to be doing what y'all want him to do tbh.

@themotherfuckingclickerkid

eventing prospect

Respect girls who are virgins respect girls who suck 7 dicks at a time respect girls who don’t like dick respect girls who have dicks

How many altos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they can’t get that high.

u wanna fucking go