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Their tired eyes fighting to stay open, lids and lashes quivering and fluttering uselessly. They aren't sure what B's reaction to their state is, a part of them dreading what they might see. Different part of them harboring hope of being treated delicately, gently. They chance a small, wet sniffle, lips quiverring at the feather like tickle dancing at the edge of their nostrils. Another stronger sniffle doesn't move the sensation along at all.

With a lack of their usual fanfare and theatrics, A lets out a defeated, sad, half mumbled confession.

" 'm feelin' unwell."

Maybe they pretend to hear/see something and tilt their head up at the sky/light source. Maybe they turn on a light and 'forget' to look away in time.

A knows they can't make it too obvious that it was intentionally done, of course, but they succeed and now they have a solid excuse as to offer B as to why they're sneezing.

Maybe also A just really just needed to sneeze already, and this helped things along.

A, who is determined not to let B in on the fact that they are coming down with a cold, ultimately failing to fully hide their slowly worsening symptoms over the course of several hours/days...but accidentally succeeding when B just assumes A's "allergies are acting up again." (Maybe B has articulated this outright to A, or maybe they have just kept it to themselves)

For whatever reason -- perhaps A knows B will make a fuss if they're sick, perhaps B has a thing about contagion, perhaps a secret third thing? -- A does not correct them. Perhaps A even doubles down on trying to prove that they're "fine" or "not sick" by trying to sniffle as quietly as possible, attempting to muffle/stifle every sneeze, doubling their caffeine intake to combat the fatigue that's settling in, and generally biting off more than they can chew.

Perhaps, this little misunderstanding goes on for days, leaving B increasingly baffled/frustrated that A is seemingly refusing to acknowledge or take something for their allergies (which B knows A can usually pretty easily manage with medication).

and now, to add some H/C (choose your own adventure style): At some point, B gets so annoyed by A's constant (despite their best attempts) sniffling and sneezing that B eventually snaps: "Oh my god, A. Will you just take a damn antihistamine already!?" A is immediately taken aback/hurt by B responding this way. This combined with the fever they definitely don't have, perhaps A responds in one of several possible ways: 1. A's eyes well up with tears, their chin wobbling as they quietly admit to B that they really don't feel well. B immediately feels terrible for assuming this was something A could have controlled.

2. A defensively insists that they're fine, snarkily apologizes for bothering B so much, and leaves -- only for B to come searching for A little while later later, finding them curled up somewhere and shaking with a fever/chills.

Both options 1 & 2 obviously could immediately roll into B caring for A who perhaps is too worn down at this point to protest it, and secretly (or not so secretly) welcomes it. Unless of course, A is so stubborn they reject all of B's attempts to make it -- and them -- better, leading to even more tension.

They manage to turn and muffle it into the pillow just in time (or perhaps they were already in a position to readily do so), expecting that will quell the tickle that appears to be what woke them up in the first place.

...Only that doesn't seem to help matters. On the contrary, it immediately makes things worse. Their sinuses flood with congestion and the tickle flares up immediately.

Bleary-eyed and blinking away both the heaviness of sleep and now tears of irritation, they sniffle thickly as it slowly dawns on them that the pillow itself (dust mites? down feathers? scented product?) appears to be the problem.

They squint at the alarm clock next to the bed -- it's much earlier than they thought. The person they're sharing a bed with is still fast asleep.

They sneeze a second time, once again instinctively muffling it into the pillow before they can think better of it. It's absolutely the wrong thing to do, but they really don't want to wake their partner up this early. If they try to slip out of bed now they'll surely do exactly that.

B, (who has seen this show before) taking the cue and choosing violence by making a big fuss anyway by repeatedly making pointed comments every time A sneezes along the lines of:

"gosh, your...allergies are sure acting up" "it seems a bit...early in the season for this to be starting, no?" "do you maybe want to take an...antihistamine or something?"

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caretaker is by their side, taking care of them as they babble and giggle and cry. caretaker tries not to let the things whumpee says get to them. a more honest idea of what happened to them is horrifying and heart-wrenching.

"oh, this doesn't hurt—" a little giggle, "Before, I had to stay still and. there were, veryyy big needles, and it would make me cry. but then I'd get hurt. more."

"blankets? for me? why? but I won't die if I'm not warm!"

"no, no, let me stay on the floor! please don't hurt me, please, I'll be good, don't tell—" choking on whumper's name, "—please. I'll do anything."

"hey, do you think I'm broken?"

"c'n sl'p?" mumbling drowsily, "y'u c'n thr'w me o'ts'd aft'r!"

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