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Would it have been enough to make [Isobel] love River, despite the Harkness blood running through his veins and puppeteering his movements, making him far too much like his father for her to love?- from my big bang!
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Would it have been enough to make [Isobel] love River, despite the Harkness blood running through his veins and puppeteering his movements, making him far too much like his father for her to love?- from my big bang!

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I just want him injured, crying, sobbing, sweating, throwing up, passing out, pathetic and in need of serious rescuing.
2, 3 (River obvi) and 9 please for the ask game!
2. From page 4 of the first chapter of my Slow Horses Big Bang fic:
It’s been three months since River moved David into the home. It’s been a shitty three months. When River isn’t feeling overwhelming, soul-crushing guilt over his grandfather, he’s pissed off over his arsehole of a birth father.
3. And a (whumpy) River-related snippet from later in the chapter that is maybe too big of a spoiler but also I can't help it...
He doesn’t even make it two steps before the larger man grabs him from behind, arms like tree trunks wrapping around River’s torso and pinning his arms to his side. A hand clamps over his mouth, and River feels himself being pulled backward. He fights, barely aware of what he’s doing as he writhes and bucks against the man.
9. And here are four out of context images!
Thank you for the asks!!! :D
Me waiting for Apple to finally give us the Slow Horses Season 5 trailer:
꩜ wip ask game ꩜
1. share a snippet of your choice from a wip
2. share a snippet from either the fourth line, fourth paragraph, or fourth page of a wip
3. share a snippet from a wip that involves [character]
4. share your favorite line of dialogue from a wip
5. talk about the scene from a wip that you're most excited about
6. if you were trying to recommend one of your wips to someone without giving any spoilers, what would you say?
7. describe a wip in five words or less
8. who is your favorite character in one of your wips and why do you like them in that story?
9. share 4 out of context images that you feel represent a wip
10. share a song (or songs) that you feel represents a wip
11. if one of your wips was a cocktail, what would it be made of?
12. what would the color palette be for one of your wips?

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1 . The snippet I finally settled on just happens to be exactly 100 words which is SO satisfying. Since this is my whump blog, I of course have to share a whumy snip :D
It’s difficult to find a comfortable position on the rock-hard cot. Even if he were on his mattress in his flat, it would be difficult—having the shit beat out of you will do that—but this is infinitely worse. He’s too exhausted and dizzy to sit up. Being on his back isn’t great, either; it makes him feel like he can’t breathe. He finally settles for lying on his right side. It means he’s lying on the more injured side of his face, but it keeps the pressure off of his left ribs which he’s pretty sure are broken.
5. There are two Lamb scenes that I'm reeeeally excited about, and both are going to be very different hahaha. One is going to be him confronting Taverner (so his usual unpleasant self, making threats and whatnot), while the other is going to be a chat with River, where I'm going to explore that side of him that we only get hints of--the side that made sure to tell River about Sid so that he wouldn't hear it from Roddy, and the side that tried to hold Shirley back from seeing Marcus at the end of season 4 (:
12. The color palette for this fic would be white, black, grey, and red (for reasons which will become clear when you read it).
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Thank you so much for the asks, my friend!!!!!
From this ask game
Day 6: Bloodbath
whumpee: river cartwright
fandom: slow horses, slough house
hi here's a fic born purely out of my desire to see river just fucking drenched in blood :) there's going to be a part 2 later this month! hope you like <33
It’s a fucking bloodbath.
Which is not exactly the rarest thing to happen, where the Dogs are concerned.
And in the middle of it all, or not the middle, but curled up in the fetal position behind a concrete pillar, is someone who has no business being anywhere near here.
Particularly given his previous track record, vis-a-vis the Dogs.
I NEED to write fanfiction <- guy who is not writing fanfiction
Some Sentences Sunday
Tagged by the wonderful @mellaithwen
Here's a little bit from the next chapter of Fleuve
“Catherine! Get away from the …” Louisa yelled. Her head dropped, clattering against the hardwood floor and sending the cymbals ringing again between her ears. The world spun as the assassin’s hand latched on around her throat instead. Louisa stumbled, vision swimming and lights flickering, back up to her feet as she tried to heave in any trace of air that could make it through his punishing grip. “Might as well just kill me,” Louisa wheezed. She didn’t have a way to get him whatever it was he wanted. And selfishly she didn’t want to watch him if he did get through the door to Catherine and River. He had likely already cut down Shirley and Marcus if he had made it this far. But there was no reaction, not even a flicker, on the face of her assailant. And then her body went through the door. Louisa felt the full force of the solid wood against her shoulder and then it gave way with a swift kick next to her hip.
No pressure tagging @fatrainbowcat @tarttygoodness @cartwrong @nativestarwrites @joecountry
I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

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I'm really struggling with writing so does anyone want to send me a prompt to write for? I will love you forever. Might be a drabble, might be more, who knows. Get as specific as you want. Here's a list of some prompts if you need some ideas.
things i won't write for under the cut
i cant even remember if i posted some of these memes yet but whatever here you go
(i call this one Shirley's Defense Class)
I really want to write....why can't i fucking write??????????
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It's July! That means this years trope vote is now OPEN!
It's open for everyone to vote on their favourite tropes - including many highly-requested additions from your 2025 honourable mentions!
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well, Slow Horses has officially reached a new level of special in my heart. Because I completed my first commission for someone who loves Slow Horses and wanted fanart of the book!
Super super thankful for this amazing commissioner, EvanMonroe, i felt super happy and fulfilled from this art piece! (it does contain a scene from book 6 and isn't too spoilery i think, but just in case I placed it under the cut)

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River Cartwright at work.
(A mood board to accompany Until You Get to the Sea 😉)
you know that meme thats like "do you have any idea in the slightest how little that narrows it down". that but for "which season of slow horses are you on" "the one where River gets beat up"