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@habibisagi

Mutuals agreeing with your headcanons is how you gain immortality btw. ascending to godhood as we speak

like half of monsterfuckery is about fear

the most important part of dating a dragon is you have to be a bit scared of her. you gotta freeze up when she swallows a sheep whole in front of you and makes it clear she could do the same to you. her claws on your skin should make your heart race

i think the hottest look you can give someone after they commit acts of unspeakable violence is approval. like don't get me wrong if there's lust there too that's great, but staring at someone with gore dripping down their chin and coating their hands to the wrists with undisguised appraisal and admiration. maybe giving them a little nod as if to say 'well done'. THAT'S what says "yeah we're gonna fuck nasty later".

"i could fix him" well i could pat him on the head and tell him he's a good boy

a tumblr mutual is like the curator of a beautiful museum

Getting into fandoms is so scary .if I characterize this guy wrong everyone is going to kill me I can sense it

think about your blorbos ON THE CLOCK

I hate having banger fanfic ideas. What do you expect me to do? Write them down????????????