Large Magellanic Cloud

some royal jewels were stolen from the louvre which is unfortunate for historical reasons but you gotta appreciate a classic crime. so many crimes are online these days it’s nice to see heist culture is still alive

Would like to know how exactly she wouldn't fuck up Netflix or Hulu

What does that even mean? PDF as in Portable Document Format?

i cannot stress enough that i dont think yahoo even knew what a pdf was

Does anyone else have a dream Asda, like an Asda that appears in their dreams and is a combination of all the different Asda’s they’ve been to?

Carne

Y'all notice they don't make ocean spray commercials anymore. Ain't seen those two white men in the cranberry pit in a long time. The bog spiders musta got them.

The spiders got em

I reblog  the money pigeon because I love him.

It doesn’t expire either! It’s a continual offer

Always reblog the plan-b coupon. If you don’t want a baby, stop it before it happens.

That time of the year again

“You threw a turkey at me” 😂😂

I love white ppl😍

White peoples live lifetime movies 😂😂😂

tag yourself i’m the one recording.

My favorite holiday movie

his screams in the background while his mom is crying and picking up the food is my favorite song

I got this joke instantly, whore.

Reblog and share if you understood the joke and OP is a whore of babylon

Actual faith vs performative religion.

To shave your beard is a huge sacrifice for a devout Sikh. It is a sacrifice for the greater good, that many people will scoff at without understanding the amount of love it took, to give up part of your faith to serve the greater purpose of that faith. Bless them all.

was ringing up a customer and added his coupons, he was surprised it took off so much off the total and i accidentally said “well tits the season!” instead of tis the season but he let out a very long and powerful “Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell yeah”

hey remember the old days when “Nazis were bad” was a politically neutral statement.  That isn’t sarcastic i’m genuinely nostalgic 

i crACKED UP