whats up everypony

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

Call me burger the. the way I court her... pound her

dressing and acting like bruno mars for 8 days straight grinning and laughing dancing and twisting being all sexy and short until i pass out from dehydration/exhaustion with no prior signs of distress

im in the middle of going Girl you're amazinggg just thr way you arre and i completely ragdoll and hit my forehead full body weight on the edge of a granite coffee table

okay

i am extremely well-adjusted and mentally healthy as long as nothing goes wrong ever at all even a little bit

misogynistic freddy fazbear: whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whore whorrre

Fandom "person" trying to decode new information about reality: Erm. Okay. So... What I'm getting here is that Chairman Mao was basically like the Griffin McElroy of the communist party

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap