The Guad Frogger

“they’re too big for your mortal hands” - my girlfriend, about her boobs just now

Today’s Friday, though.

Thats totes TUBULAR duuude!

I don't even know what I did but I'm sry umu

Ofc no one thinks I’m dating anybody

Do talk

Oh shiiiiii it’s gunna get juicy

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

Unfollow me too

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

clearing out the trash

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

I really hope no one that follows me is like this but for real, if you are, please unfollow.

Ditto

In case you didn’t get the message, if you’re into kids unfollow me; if you’re not into kids, reblog this!!!

Buh bye, no thanks

Csa survivor with zero time, patience, or tolerance for pedos/MAPs/apologists/whateverthefuck you sick fucks are calling yourselves.

Unfollow me right the fuck now!!!!

Beep beep trash cleaning day.

I hope this doesn’t apply to any of my followers, but if it does: kindly get mental help and GTFO.

Unfollow me you natsy pedophiles

If there are any people into kids following me feel free to go set yourself on fire

Get the fuck off my page if this applies to you

Spring cleaning. Get the fuck off our page.

Fuck off if you’re a map, pedo, in any way are attracted to children, or support these people.

I literally run a blog about a children’s show, so unfollow me ASAP if this applies to you

^^ I accidentally reblogged this on the wrong account. Still, same applies!

oh shit i actually lost a follower. disgusting.

What they said🖕

💕unfollow me💕

just starting to deal with the damage someone like that did to me. i can’t begin to explain how much the thoughts still hurt. it’s not okay to treat a kid like that. i could not consent, i had no idea what was actually happening. children cannot consent. ever. never go near my blog if you disagree. if you ever experience feelings like that towards a child then please seek help, anonymously if you choose to. the fact that i still often react with this family member, the fact that i still have to ‘love’ him, the fact that i could never tell anyone about this because of the damage it would do, all of these things make me feel ill. i do not want to be in any way associated with or be even vaguely noted by someone who doesn’t see any issue with such things.

I SWEAR TO FUKING GAWD IF YOU FOLLOW ME AND LIKE THIS STUFF THEN BUH-BYE

What was Zeus’s stripper name?

Greece Lightning.

It has been over a year since I’ve made this post now, and I swear every single fucking day I get notifications out the ass with you shits reblogging it. Let it die.

straight people will never understand how therapeutic it is to hear the words “her girlfriend” or “his boyfriend” or how I ascend to heaven when I hear “her wife” and “his husband”

These two women came up to my register with their twins and they called each other honey and their kids called them both Mom and my soul ascended to the heavens i was so happy

When I worked as a contractor I knocked on a heavily pregnant woman’s door and she said she’d “have to talk to the missus” in a heeeeavy outback accent and I actually forgot how to speak for a second and had to explain that I’m not homophobic I’m just super gay and hearing her say that launched my souls directly to nirvana

This is adorable.

@inthishousewekinkshamefnaf

are these your family photos, oncellor?

why

Perfect

I was already on board with his sweet wholesome open-to-love-and-nurturing heart but I was fully unprepared for getting to that last tweet and seeing how off the hook HOT dude is

CAT DAD IS BACK

aww, the kids grow up so fast. ;-;

HHHHHHHH I LOVE CAT DAD!

This is, by far, the single most adorable fucking thing I have ever seen. 

you got it pikachu

IT sEEmZ IMPOsssIBLe

OMFG SO CUTE

This is real film of a real ghost

JESUS FUCK. GET THE GHOSTBUSTERS.

you can’t photoshop that shit. you just can’t