I Feel the Gravity of It All

Donkey Kong x Reader Dating Headcanons

Let's be real, this guy would jump at every chance to flirt with you (even if it's sometimes kinda awkward).

Kart rides throughout the Kong Kingdom

He's literally just a big ass teddy bear: soft, cuddly, and warm. You won't need a blanket or a pillow when you two cuddle.

Going back to the flirting, he LOVES to tease you and show you off (especially to piss off Mario).

He'll also especially show off at his shows, dancing pecs and all.

He LOVES hearing you laugh and will do anything just to hear it.

If he accidentally hurts your feelings in the process though, please tell him. He'll stop and apologize (and lowkey feel like the most horrible person in existence).

PLEASE reassure him. He needs it.

He is literally the biggest cuddlebug you could ask for. It's especially nice during the winter because in that time, all you need is to cuddle up to him. No blanket or pillow required.

That said... cuddling with him in the summer would be an absolute NIGHTMARE unless you have a bunch of fans and stuff on you to keep you both cool.

Obviously you would be laying right on top of him so you don't get squished lol

Pet him. No seriously. He'll turn into a purring mess.

He likes to give you head kisses (mainly because he can't really kiss anywhere else without it being all over your face)

He'll just yap to you about his day, the fights he won, his dad, Mario, etc. until one of you falls asleep.