home again

my mom was trying to chew through some really tough steak and she turned to me and said “just call me The Gnawer.” she would do numbers here

she told me she doesn't remember saying this. quote, "must have been steak-induced hysteria"

you outwit miette? you stop her from tricking you like the loki?

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

dude stop trying to garner context and character traits from the objects in my room i know youre doing it. stop clicking on shit im not gonna tell you about - oh that picture is of me and my dad. yeah he's not really in my life anymore i just keep it around cause im sentimental- DUDE

you 😔 better 😔 work 😔 bitch 😔

… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?

CLOCKODILES.

somewhere captain hook is shitting himself

I'm out of weed so I have to smoke thw one that makea me scared