:^)

ok listen to this conspiracy theory so basically *blatant antisemitism*

i may not show it 💯 but my brain really be feeling like scrampled egg

tea parties should be more common. let’s sit down and enjoy the afternoon with sum tea n lemon cookies. maybe wear pretty dresses or lovely suits or groovy overalls, yk? in the tea party, we r safe and loved. have a cookie.

Double ended fleshlight so we can both be tops and make out at the same time

Chinese finger trap

I-.... okay.

i forgot who originally made this point on here but this “google is free” attitude a lot of liberals/leftists have when it comes to educating people on what the hell we’re talking about is a horrible idea when every fascist on the internet is foaming at the mouth for an opportunity to pull out their folder of crime statistics and indoctrinate anyone willing to listen

by this point my entire stance on being in fanbases is that it feels like i’m trying to live peacefully in a secluded cottage and do my own thing while also witnessing the fall of the roman empire right next door

Haters will see me post and use telekinesis to launch objects in my room at me at high speeds

this loser doesnt nail down every object in their room to prevent haters from using telekinesis to launch objects at them at high speeds LOL

hot girl summer means sitting still in your room and staring at walls

hits different this year

honestly no offense but I love falling asleep and sleeping. its like. ok goodnight

sometimes - very rarely yes but sometimes - we’re reminded this isn’t the absolute worst timeline

daddy issues make u a people pleaser but mommy issues make u like. a sociopath