I’ll Be Your Ghost

by gustaf fjæstad (swedish, 1868-1948). oil on canvas

I think maybe I missed the birds and the bees talk after all, I don’t remember this part

that’s the Hawks & Hornets discussion, the more advanced version that covers kinks.

That makes her the bossman of the customers what's confusing

hey, all this talk about the crow boy who destroys plastic got me thinking about how i destroyed our relationship. but now that ive had time to learn and crow... i hope you can look plast it 🥺

@jared-wormsboy i am crying uncontrollably

I reference this in conversation sometimes assuming everyone knows about the Owl Attack Sex Playlist and i look fucking unhinged

Yeah look the weird smut comments are totally out of pocket but I really can't get over "im more into dr.seus or self help books lol"

the thing that really cheeses my cake about flies getting in my house is they clearly don't want to be there anyway. like at least the ants trying to steal cereal from my pantry had a goal and a plan. you are just here because you're too stupid to use a window twice

taylor swift's new album includes the lyric "did you girlboss too close to the sun" and rolling stone gave it a 5/5. post your bad art

something interesting is that you can have a good day but feel weird the whole time so actually it was a weird day

your attack pattern is annoying. and your soundtrack is mid