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Ā Ā Ā ā ah, i see⦠i believe the proper expression is drowning your emotions when in regards to alcohol. ā
ā Ā”Jajaja! Youāre pretty funny--wish more robots had comebacks like that. ā


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devianstabilityā:
Ā Ā Ā ā ah, i see⦠i believe the proper expression is drowning your emotions when in regards to alcohol. ā
ā Ā”Jajaja! Youāre pretty funny--wish more robots had comebacks like that. ā

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devianstabilityā:
Ā Ā Ā ā itās possible to bottle themā¦? i was unaware that you could put intangibleĀ emotions into containers.Ā ā
ā Yeah, you know... ā
ā Pff. Dads. ā
ā Who needs them, am I right? ā
n0nesseā:
[txt] Oh? So what were your findings?
[ txt ] : 3 things [ txt ] : 1 hitting the ground hurts more here [ txt ] : 2 dying isnt as bad as i thought it would be [ txt ] : 3 this place has respawn tech [ txt ] : if i landed differently i probably could have survived it [ txt ] : so im going to try again probably later today [ txt ] : iāll probably stream it so tune in
n0nesseā:
[txt] Their arboreal abilities are incredible. I definitely donāt recommend testing it with yourself, though.
[ txt ] : it is waaaaay to late for that, amigo

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rooksassassinā:
Ā Ā Ā āThatās boring.ā
Booo. Who puts in a giant hole in the middle of the city and just makes itĀ āokayā?
ā Thatās what Iāve been saying! āĀ
ā This whole city is so boring! You jump into a hole, you wake up the next morning like nothing happened. Whereās the fun? ā
statiquesolaceā:Ā
Light crept into the engineerās room through the slightly open blinds of her window. She groaned audibly, mostly in irritation that it was already morning. Although she was such a cheery person, she definitelyĀ wasnāt a morning one. She rubbed her eyes, pouting over the fact she had to get up. She always egged her dad on to go to bed the nights where he would stay up late, inventing the next best thing. However, sheād stay up late all the time, as she did last night. As for the reason⦠well, it wasnāt a pleasant one. Hopefully a cold shower would give her the joltĀ she needed.
Ā Wattson chuckled to herself. Sheāll have to try that one next time sheās in the arena.Ā
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After a shower and some pep talks to herself, she was charged and ready to go! The engineer faced the elevator door on her floor, twiddling her fingers and humming to herself. Wow⦠these things take forever. The sound of elevator doors opening snapped her out of her brief trance as she stepped inside. What she would see next would shock her. Steel legs, green goggles, and a whole lot of energy.
āMon dieu! Octane! You live here too?āĀ
The surprise nearly knocked the engineer off her feet. The elevator doors shut, as Wattson inquired further, unable to hide the grin plastered on her face.
āNon,Ā I should be asking you that question!ā
With a shrug in response to her question, Octane plopped one elbow on Watsonās shoulder to use her as an arm rest as they again started their descent at the excruciatingly slow pace of the elevatorās top speed.Ā ā Iāve been here for weeks. No, it hasnāt gotten any more exciting, except that one time the city got attacked and almost fell apart. ā
Only halfway down, he already started fidgeting. Rubbing the back of his neck, flexing his fingers, tapping his foot. Were confined spaces always this awkward? The drop ship never felt like this.
ā Soooo--Ā Kind of funny weāre in the same building. MirageĀ and BHĀ are in different wards entirely.Ā Ā āĀ Oh thank god, the doors opened. Octane stumbled out of the elevator like a feral rodent escaping itās cage.Ā ā Iām going to find some breakfast. You in?Ā ā
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you are ... CRIMSON #DC143C
Your dominant hue is red... you are passionate, energetic, and unafraid of life's changes. You're all about getting out and trying something new, even if it means taking risks that other people would be afraid of. Hey, if they're afraid and you're not, more power to you, right? Your saturation level is high - you get into life and have a strong personality. Everyone you meet will either love you or hate you - either way, your goal is to get them to change the world with you. You are very hard working and don't have much patience for people without your initiative. Your outlook on life is bright. You see good things in situations where others may not be able to, and it frustrates you to see them get down on everything.

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ā Easiest meal ever, but theyāre sooooo slow. First you have to feed it one thing at a time--unless theyāre the kind that take credit--and then you have to waitĀ while the thing turns around and around. And THEN! The thing youāre going for might just get stuck! Okay so maybe vending machines are pretty shit. ā Ā
bigboomtinaā:
ā⦠Okay ānade I can approve cuz BOOM. but the rest is⦠Weird.ā
ā Whoās got timeĀ to sit in a kitchen anyway? Wrap that shit around a grenade and KABOOM!Ā Ā”Jajaja! Might be in pieces, but itāll probably be cooked. ā
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ā Anyway, dating advice? Just take her out to dinner, amiga. Easier for you, tastier for her, and you donāt have to worry about burning the spaghetti. ā
SendĀ š + a topic and my muse will tell you what they think about it.
kizuattoā:
āGee, thanks.ā Heād like to think heās worth more than beingĀ āa little less boringā but is he really going to try and convince this guy that he can be exciting? No, not really. Itās not like Octavio is gonna be around for long. Whatās the point of trying to make someone think heāsĀ ācoolā when that someone is obviously about to die from a horrific arson āaccidentā?
They clearly both have a different understanding of what entertainment is. This guy thinks fun is cheap thrills and performing obnoxiously destructive stunts while Dabi, on the other hand, thinks itās having a front-row seat to a display of burning bodies. But Octavio is also the only tolerable guy he knows hereā not counting Masaki, his meal ticket.Ā
āIām assuming people just screw a lot considering thereās not much to do around here.ā He sighs with a shrug of his own.Ā āBut Iām sure watching a guy do dumbass stunts is better entertainment than getting laid, huh?ā
Octavio was almostĀ insulted that Dabi didnāt seem to understand what a massiveĀ compliment he just gave. He could count on one hand the number of people he thought were less boring. Everyone else was just in the way.Ā
ā Ā”Jaja--Duh!Ā ā Flipping around, he walked backwards, folding his arms with the lid behind his head and facing Dabi to keep talking. ā A good fuck, like a really good one, only takes what--five minutes at most? Theyāre probably dyingĀ for something else. So, Iām here to give them a show! ā
Walking backwards meant that he wasnāt watching street signs. He wasnāt paying attention to the warnings about the cliff, or the fact that the road didnāt go this far. He only stopped when he felt his weight buckle as his heel hit the edge of the earth. He scrambled forward, away from the chasm, laughing about the near-accident he just had. Peering across the space to the other side, he was starting to understand that, perhaps this canyon was wider than it looked from his apartment window. He shifted his weight and flexed his fingers, thinking.
ā Okay...okokok--you ready?Ā ā Ā Ā
oftheallfatherā:
Bloodhound on the other hand, has no idea why Octane would think that they wouldnāt be friendly, or civil. In truth, the hunter had no problems with any of the other legends. Even Revenant, easily the worst of them all, was but a minor, rude inconvenience that they still acted civilly around. It was for the best - after all, you never knew who would be your teammate in the games.
āā¦you are going to wake the large beasts in the lake? Rise them from their slumber for your games?ā
Bloodhound quirks a brow under their mask, frowningā¦they knew that Octane wasnāt one for inactivity, but that seemed like he was pushing it. The beasts were doing nothing but resting, living their livesā¦it was uncalled for. They grunt a bit as Octane throws his arm around them, and take a couple of steps. following along. The angle was odd, seeing as Octane was shorter than them.
If anything, they could prevent him from waking them once they got there. Even if they wereĀ curious to see what kind of wildlife resided in Spirale.Ā
āI would not say bored, I am occupied in exploring this placeā¦if you wish to see the beasts, surely there is a better way to wake them than. Explosives.ā
ā Uh...yeah? ā Did he stutter? The two legends had been reunited for only a few minutes and already Bloodhound was harshingĀ his vibe. He sighed. A great, exaggerated gesture that tipped his head back to emphasize his point.Ā ā Well, I already triedĀ just swimming around, but thereās these little turtle people that apparently donāt like that. So, I had to think of something I could do from the shore. I thought about loud music, but music doesnāt stay loudĀ under water. So: explosives. Duh!Ā ā
Octane thought Bloodhound was smarter than that. If there was another way, donāt they think Octane would have triedĀ it by now? Absolutely not! Go hard or go home, and since he couldnāt go home, heād have to go hard.Ā
The mist that rolled off the lake gave the entire situation a foreboding undertone. TheĀ āwhat could possibly go wrongā feeling before something went horribly sideways. Octane didnāt like the way it chilled the air and he gave a full-body shiver before gesturing at the surface of the water.
ā Actually! Having you here is perfect!Ā ā He ran over, his metal feet splashing in the shallows as his excitement welled visibly.Ā ā Do your thing, BH! Show me where the closest one is! ā

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".... How does a person actually cook? Like, I know how to stab a thingy with a stick and burn it over fire, and baked goods but... Tina didn't get taught to cook. Someone teach me please I got a hot girl I wanna cook for."
ā Welcome toĀ āCooking with Octaneā ! ā
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