anyway...

So many men just want second mom to hold their hand and wipe their asses

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WAKE. UP.

Never Again is right now!  Wake up and fight back!

i went to this guys house this weekend and slept on his couch n woke up to this cat standing on my tummy and i said “aww i didnt know you had a cat” and he said “yeah her names bev” then he paused and said “short for beverage”

Dental should be included as part of free healthcare because dental IS healthcare.

Anything that is a need for survival is a right.

If you don’t believe muscle memory is real, just rearrange the icons on your phone.

a man enters a clown car and his skeleton emerges from the other side, picked clean

sorry but if your bed isn’t against at least one wall you’re not valid

A single person’s bed is generally against 2 walls, a couple’s bed is generally against 1 wall, and people with 0 walls have no fear of the dark/unseen with direct access to their head, and therefore cannot be human.

ok the bed just out in the middle of the room is bad but have you considered: only the footboard end against a wall

no i hadn’t. why would you put that image into my head?

sometimes u just have to say ‘tragic’ and move on