*stans all the villains*

Please return us to a world where Notp and squick are used for a ship you don’t like instead of just making up a load of bullshit about how immoral it is or w/e lol 

me, an intellectual: *passing my buddy a slim jim* would you care for this Slender James?

What does noon to afternoon mean?

Your wife ruined my Mario 64 Bob-Bom Battlefield Speedrun I don't like your wife

well i hope you've been practicing since then because you're about to have to speedrun for your life

Giant isopods are so cool but what’s with the sexy funk music

most sexual motherfucker in the ocean. 

Now, a skirt that’s too long will be harder to work in–skirts brushing the floor may look elegant, but is also a tripping hazard–but that is not a problem with skirts in general, it’s a problem with that particular skirt not being suited to being worked in. Skirts are very practical. You can hike them up if you’re hot or need more freedom to maneuver (this is called “girding your loins”). If you need to carry something, you can lift up your hem and make a pouch just like the person in yellow in the bottom picture above. If you need to handle something hot, a skirt generally has enough material you can hold it out from your body to use as a hot pad. (Tight skirts were only used by people who didn’t need to work/move until the invention of elastic fabric.)

Historically, skirts have been the garment of choice for almost every culture, gender and class. Breeches, or pants, were created specifically for riding horses.