This hell is better with you!

I think strange horrible things should stop befalling my friends

I think strange wonderful things should start befalling my friends

rb to give prev strange wonderful things

Whip Your Tits Out Wednesday everybody

theres evidence jesus was an orc. with a battle axe and everything. and green as fuck as well

you people will make anybody a daddy dom it’s so scary

we need to bring back the simple art of just “come to my house and we hang out without an activity or pretense or meal” my friend hung out on my couch for seven hours today we just gabbed… no specific plans no activities involved. likeee let’s just hang out on my couch forever and ever amen

stop reblogging james and the giant pronoun

You make soup in a big bowl. You serve it in a smaller bowl. And then you convey it, using a spoon, to your mouth. But what is the spoon? Simply a smaller bowl still