Princess Viola

girl dinner. fattest fucking plate of pasta you've ever seen in your life

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

one of my favorite bits in lord of the rings is something the movies didn't really try to do because it's entirely internal, but sam's carrying the ring and it starts trying to do its work on him, so he's having these intrusive visions of himself marching at the head of a vast and terrible army, and he just starts laughing because, me? samwise gamgee? sam gamgee the general sam gamgee the dark lord are you for real? man i just want to go home and do some gardening. and the ring gets frustrated and it starts trying to figure out other stuff that would actually tempt sam and it's finally like, okay, but hear me out: imagine if you could have...A REALLY REALLY BIG GARDEN

notice how everyone is horny today

i know the way people talk about their pets now is probably how we’ve been doing it for all of history. a cat owner in ancient rome saw their cat lounging on the dining pillows and commented “he thinks himself to be the senator claudius 🤣”

I just want to make something clear re: my take on the Object Show Community. I do NOT think there is anything wrong with adults enjoying Object Shows and similar children's media. What I DO have a problem with is minors enjoying these shows (too many mature themes)