Rants, reblogs and random shite

I see a child run out in front of this car and I throw a black lace shawl over their shoulders, saving their life

XV40 Toyota Camry

Finding out that irl agnes tachyon sired 2755 children is like okay that doesn't sound right surely horse numbers are different because that is way too impressive a number but then it's like, okay no it's probably not that weird, i'm sure race horses have like some sort of industrialized sperm setup like there's a big agnes sperm vat where they artificially inseminate the horses, but then i guess they don't allow artificial insemination for race horses? so it's back to being impressed because that's being done manual style but wikipedia says that horses ejaculate after like 6-8 thrusts so i guess it's not actually that impressive after all. but then i guess that's 22,040 thrusts in an 11 year lifespan so when i put it like that it seems impressive again. I'm torn on if i'm impressed or not.

IT GOT BETTER

let it be so

Like to charge. Reblog to cast.

Like to charge, reblog to cast

Time for manual blazing, tumblr can be a coward but they can't stop us.

good pussy sounds like a 7 car pile up

world class show stopping pussy

ok immediately after posting this i realized that the overlap between fanfic reader and carguy is me and probably two other dykes so maybe my experiences are not universal

THERES A POST WHERE SOMEONE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY READ A FIC WHERE PO HAD A HONDA CIVIC. it was the only other example of a fanfiction i could think of that like actively described what type of car a character had. i think they might've even specified the year

this is going to make me cry but do you know what. sure. he would not fucking drive that

they were literally homura and madoka