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when youre a kid learning the word "penultimate" is like a drug

you can recreate that feeling as an adult by learning the word "antepenultimate" :)

Wait I have another one sorry

me when im giving birth to my twins

I love when you see someone reblogging a text post multiple times because you don’t know if tumblr glitched on their end or if the post, “who else up garging they goyle” really fucking resonated with them and they just had to rb that mf 4x

they roll me in for urgent lifesaving surgery but the surgeon has to leave the room because they see my face and get all flustered and start blushing and giggling bashfully and then when a new surgeon comes in to take over it happens again and it keeps happening with all the surgeons and eventually i die cutely on the operating table without a single incision

sent an email without exclamation points #mean #meanie #meancore #evilgirl #hurtingyou #indifferent #gayandrude

#it IS of historical value#children's experiences are underrepresented in historical sources#it doesn't need well written or profound to be of historical value#comic#funny#art

I feel this has wider application

if your job sucks just think about gay people on the clock. they legally can’t stop you

reblog if your name isn't Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site